- Score more points than the other team.
- Don't let them rebound 11 more errant shots than we do.
- Shoot better.
- Play better defense.
- Keep it real.
- Be aggressive. B-E aggressive. B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E.
- Keep them from scoring any points at all.
- Hire Jeff Gillooly to handle their knee caps.
- Keep it way too real.
You can't get that type of commentary everywhere, people. Hope you are having a great Saturday night!